Singapore Dreaming

wah lim peh watch the singapore dreaming today ah. 1 ting i must say hor is that ah, knn the movie si beh solid ah! really is show the singapore dream one, see got american dream oso must got singapore dream rite?

the movie talk about many tings ah, people here always wan alot of money lah, then the best parts is hor, they got car still buay sai, need to have good car, got house not enuff, must got condo! chao turtle then they die die also must get dis kind of tings ah, make until the famly everyday quarral, somemore when got funeral oso must care about face, scared the visitor no water to drink den quarral. cheebye people die already oso not peace lor!

then got one man inside the movie i tink damn jia lat, last time is the army sign on lah, then later resign lah den becom the insurence seller lah. wah damn jia lat call all the his last time classmate ah, buy the insurence then they all siam ka buay tik hu! plus he is wan to be play geetar one lor, wan to be inside rock band one lor, but singapore hor he say make music no money. wah tell u all ah, if we wan to everyting use the money to measure ah, den we all si kiao kiao oreddy, also must always do the dont like to do tings, work like stupid fucker, work like dog, then kena fuck by boss.

singapore people from young kena fuck until old ah, frm young kena fuck by the father mother, scold you must eat rice or not the karang guni man catch you away. then later go primry skool kena fuck by tchers, scold you why cannot pass why cannot do dis question, then go home kena fuck by mother father the same tings, then now they add the new tings, like hor, later kena go em3 how? people look down on you, sia suay ah! then later they tell you must go secondry skool the espress course, then go to the jc college, then univecity! then next the man go NS, ah si kena fuck, dis time the big fry one fuck u upside down, then kao peh inside ur ear! then ROD liao, go to the work, kena fuck by the cheebye bastard boss!

yah lor, all dis kind of tings happen one, cock really cannot stand ah! need viagra one oreddy, skali still cannot stand lor!

evrybody say same tings one, then if neber follow ah, you is a useless one lor, got term one lor, edeom ah they engrish word call? hehe, it is "si beh bo eng ah, hor li tak chey buay hiao tak, si kam gong si bo!" yah lor dis one is the we alway esperence one lor! the people every yr the get A one duuno to understand lah, becos they neber try before.

so lah we must really the look at urself and then tink about life one, becos we all go around fuck people upsid down, makre the others people buay song, tsk like dat damn chek ark lah!

so yah lor, go watch the singapore dreaming ah!

9/11

wah dat si ja bor rly come and blog hor... thanx ah!

tell you ah... damn pek chek ah, now ah the world got alot of war lor then wah the today is the 9/11 thing lor. wah lao i si bei sad ah, cos i still remember that time that airprane fry into the building ah. wah i still tot is a new indepandense dae movie lor. but later i hear the news say is a real tinge ah, i almost cry like baby lor.

i see the people jump out of the building, to run away from the fire and the black colour smoke ah, but they jump they also die, then wah the building fall down like lego liddat! si bei dua kang but really lor.

damn cheebye one ah, the people fly the aeroprane then hit the building, they tink what, human life is to play play meh, issit they dunno what is people can die one, people can sad one, the family also can sad one? what type of lan jiao and cheebye make dis kind of si cheebye people ah?!

so they kill people they think they big? they think they do a good service? but in the end they do what? got more and more fighting one! neber stop one, the england kena bomb, then the israel-lebanon later happen. still got china and taiwan, iran, north korea, so many lan jiao shit oreddy still want to fight some more!

nah beh then they tink like they hero, want to freedom the people, they talk cock onny! plus funny tinges is dat got people go and believe then support all dis kill people tinges, wake up ur idea lah!

so ah, i si gi nah here hor will really like to tell the people who kena kill and the family that they all very brave ah, becos some people can run away from the building oreddy but run back inside to help and save the inside people! helo you terrorists, dis kind is call hero of becos they help to save people lor, not like you all drive the aeroprane inside the people building kill people, knn, play game play until siao issit?! and then the family of the people who die lah, wah you all power lah, i respect and kow tow to you all becos you all is strong enuff to continue, knn if me i oreddy go kill myself oreddy lah.

ok lah my 9/11 is liddat lor, i damn serious right!

knn that si gi nah ah. call me blog blog blog ah, not tired one leh! so knn, come and blog loh.

wah, now our country sibeh nice ah! flower here, grass there, no wonder we are the garden city one leh. still got sunflower one leh! you wanna know why or not, so pretty-ful kenasai for what right! imf coming loh. must impressive one, other country people see already then shiok mah right!

tsk tsk tsk, stupid one lah you people. like that also dunno.

but damn cheebye one ah. imf finish already den those banglah come out to take away all the flower and grass. like that very fun meh, take out put in take out put in? tax go to this kinda stupid thing, go into some knn people's pocket one loh.

den somemore got what bien-na-lay ah. what is that ah? those big fuck people go in to some high class place and point point at pictures right! so fun meh. come up with this kinda thing. for angmoh to see only lah! see how cool singapura is loh, so go back and talk cock talk cock to their angmoh wife and gi nahs loh.

nebermind lah. enjoy the pretty-ful flower and the green green grass before all the banglah come out and keep them loh.

kao peh kao bu frm me!

that ja bor tell me to blog about the weird tinge the people ah now doing loh! you know i saw this kind of tinges happen i si bei du lan loh! wah kao take the video of the other people doing their own tinges then go and post in the computer let everybody see!

this kind of people issit jia ba nothing to do issit?! take the video of people kiss on the train, take the people kiss at the food court, then the people smoke... this kind of people now still can shoot the video then post it up... wah if i am the jesus or the tua peh gong i curse them all cannot shoot ah!

u see ahh... so now u know got we blogger lah... sama report that kwan lor... now got new kwan that is the new paparaccy or anything u want to spell lah!

chao lam pah! those kind of people lah make the princess diana ki chia lor! then make the twins that gillian kena such kind of tinges! then dis kins of people now come out in singapore, plus they all are the singapore people. wah then lim peh scratch my ka chng in the mrt later kena shoot the video how?

siao man then now the people shoot the video is like the correct one! lim peh si peh buay song! then the justice all kena turn upside down lah... like a man inside his house go naked then some joker take the picture of the man then give to dunno where... so that man auto become free of charge stripper issit?! then that cheebye person shoot the picture become the hero lah, u say funny or not?

people issit bo tao nao rite... they now the chinese got the saying like the teef is the shout teef one... yah lor... this one is the exampul loh!

wahlao then it it the funny tinge lah cos still got many people tink that correct becos the people do the kiss on the train is wrong lah! then dat mean dat the people oso see then can take the video lah plus they take it secretly! funny mah! they tink they do sometinge correct why must act like the teef leh??

aiya lim peh kao peh hoh liao lah! goin to lim milo liao! and to the people take the video anyhow one... lim peh if see you ah... you better run ok! mai hor lim peh kua tio li!

menses blood

wah i flip flip the newspaper all right and left is story about the singapore value one ah. like very scary the mediacock like oreddy ki siao wah really man.

eh they always kao peh the singaporean dunno what the red colour passport is very important. we know mah it is not the woman monthly colour, it is the paper to let us travel around mah. siao kia then dunno!

i know ok the red passport represent more tinges than menses blood lor.

it represents that we must work work and work so that we can buy one small small and even smaller HDB flat one. ohh becos the land small issit? siao ah... aiya they say that in the paper one leh!

singlish is the wrong wrong way to go... angmoh is the best when its comes to engrish! indian is the computer genius one and china also not bad can do many things!

only gays can pass the aids around one, people all fuck around never get the aids becos they are not gay only gay that is why we cannot allow gay! u know... those ah quahs really got probrem got woman cheebye dont want. hai no wonder the gahmen say they aids spreader.

ohh the people can play sports can get menses blood faster. must be those china one especially becos they like instant noodle faster can eat the singapore one slow ah... waste time waste money. gong kia go invest in them! oh africa one or thailand one also can! aiyah anybody also can lah!

we must smile more ok... we kena the courtesy vote so low then later say we not happy people. i very happy what who say i not happy... i dont like to smile means not happy meh? which ki tang kia say one?!

the old people must work one becos the singapore is people very little, thats why must got more people to work. then later i see, alamak the ah pek and ah mah work at the fast food... SIAO SI BO! fast food is fast right, then you ask old people do, old people got so many experience can go work as speaker or councellor mah! siao work at fast food place earn that $3+ 1hr!

down here ok the angmoh is the god! they walk everywhere get god treatment, like the gold statue leh! you know they go everywhere our people all smile and "hello hello"... kana siao lang liddat so now after that we all now want to be angmoh. dress like angmoh talk like angmoh act like angmoh. we dont want to drink kopi-o we want latte, we dont want to eat roti prata we want to eat pancake. aiyah lim peh ma buay meng pei i dunno... then the most jialat one come oreddy, is that we want to speak the engrish like the angmoh people. wah then i hear the singapore face, singapore shirt, singapore mouth but come out the funny angmoh engrish. wahlao then the chinese dunno how t0 say... so suddenly hor the speak engrish one is the high class one! aiyah what to do, the angmoh hemsome and got money.

lim peh then automatic become the low class one! chao turtle!

we must also know hor that the casino we build ah the IR is so that the IRS here can go in ok. hong kan, the singapore people must pay $1o0 go in and then the oversea people dont need... tsk tsk... lim peh want to make extra money also cannot! then how?

wahlao stay as the poor gong kia lah!

yah lor liddat lor...

1st post lah!

wah really must find a way to defend singapore man!

all the 18 year old gi nah must kenna lah or not they wun understand that "this is my country this is my friend"

but hor the angmoh all come here eat our food, live our nice nice condo and kan our chao cheebye no need to do that kind of things lah, i also donch know why leh? tsk i gong lah!

eh please lah i must say hor we as the homegrown people... u know the heartlanders... must learn to defend the place... how can trust the angmoh one... later they like last time that what... church on the hill that time say singapore will not fall one... then after a few days kenna that yam-my-shit-a take over already... because got no water... knn... now that water thing make us eat so much shit already... i really yam alot of shit already... now still drinking one lor...

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM SEEEEENG!!!!!!

but seriously saying lah... even ah i am a nobody to say this kind of tinges lah also must say man. Si beh sian leh... cos this place the people want to make it fine lah... meaning what... hor lui tio si make the country finer... u know liddat we can turn into refine country you see, because we fine and fine again, so we refine people!

recently got the my inspiration from the talkingcock.com leh... thats why i got my new blog today lor... got mood... lim peh on form today... not like that chelsea boss ah...

oy we like to see the angmoh man come here ok they help the econ grow ok... the gahmen say one hor! but ah they make us men become so sian ah then got no mood ah... cos they got blue eye we where got... got big rifle we donch have, tsk tsk our fault lah, we cannot match up. no wonder since they come here hor, got so many perks(wahh use new word) ah, they kena like 1st class citizen liddat ah.. eh still got the dunno what newspaper i read ah they got the foreign talents say about things they dont like about singapore leh... tsk tsk... we as the citizens of singapore must learn to behave lah... let the up there kan already not enuff... must let the this elite kan, orhby cock cannot stand!

but wahlao eh u must use ur tao nao to think ok? if nobody want to protect the country how? we all eat shit lah! never mind lor if you dont want you wait and see lah.

unless you can play piano very well then you can run... remember to act like you very sad and say sorry to us when you come back ok... then must be famous like tom screw ok or not bo pah kay!

so everybody now go and listen to those kind of piano music ok... mocha or shootbird or chopping... dont wait already then no need go chiong sua! so lah you see we got many probrems we singapore people.

ok everybody! YAAAAAM YAAAAAM YAAAAM YAAAAM SENG!